I am the world's most stoppable unstoppable force

I will tear each and every problem directly out of my life and mail them all to Ohio

I have never vaped; my psychic immune system remains in peak condition

I will challenge John Lennon to a fistfight and win (he knows what he did)

I stand by my words that brown rice is the worst rice

I think it would be nice if pokemon were real because I want to gently kiss a skitty on its little forehead

I killed Big the Cat with a pair of scissors in a dream once. I still don't know why that happened honestly. the fishing levels weren't that bad

Small colorful rocks

Some, but not all, noises and sounds

Flesh and/or bones

The word ephemeral

Cool swords

Several varieties of nonexistent horses

Thunderstorms

Harvesting loose beads from the floor of a Michaels

The taste of mint

Those Neopets plushies from McDonald's in the mid '00s

NFT/Crypto/AI art supporters

Ronald Reagan supporters

Billionaires (on neopets dot com)

People with a lot of UC neopets that are all Tier 6+ (get a faerie kougra or a mutant hissi or something, cowards)*

That guy in a dream I had who kept sneering at me through windows

This one guy I knew years ago

Anyone intending to steal my art or teeth

All individuals of the species blattella germanica (german cockroach)

People who believe Santa Claus is real

Fans of irredeemable media (such as The Urantia Book, Vaxxed: From Cover-Up to Catastrophy, Paw Patrol, etc.)

Anyone with the following kinks**:

●Economic inflation (bodily inflation is fine)

●Smuggling banned fruits such as blackcurrants into the united states in a sexual way

●French kissing packages of raw beef in the middle of grocery stores and then putting it back afterwards

Any and all house centipedes in the area, as well as many spiders

People who want to give me hundreds of dollars for little to no, or many, reasons

People who smuggle banned fruits such as blackcurrants into the united states in a sexual way